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The World’s First Lingerie Wii Bowling Tournament is Almost Here

Posted Fri, 13 Mar 2009 by Damien McFerran

I hope she's going to give that Wii Remote a wipe before handing it to another player. Tsk.

I hope she's going to give that Wii Remote a wipe before handing it to another player. Tsk.

To quote Spinal Tap’s Nigel Tufnell, what’s wrong with being sexy?

Much has been made of Nintendo’s recent success in attracting members of the fairer sex to the world of videogames via its super-popular Wii and DS consoles, but we can’t help but feel that some male members of the community are abusing this sudden influx of girl gamers.

Take Dark Oasis Pictures’ forthcoming ‘Oasis Girl Lingerie Wii Bowling Invitational Tournament and photo shoot’, for example. Now don't get us wrong - we’re all for seeing attractive girls in their underwear playing videogames (it’s like two of our favourite interests rolled into one) but we can’t see this particular event finding much favour with the vast majority of women out there.

Here’s the details, if you must know:

Dark Oasis Pictures, LLC presents

Looking for up to 24 cute girls… Interested ?

The First Annual “Oasis Girl Lingerie Wii Bowling Invitational Tournament” and photo shoot !!

This is a private event that will be held in NJ in Late March or Early April TBA with limited models and guests !!

Featuring : Appetizers, Top Shelf Liquor, Wine & Beer, Live DJ , a Movie screen sized projection of the Wii Tournament, and a Photo shoot area !!

Prizes :
1st place: $500
2nd place: $150
3rd place: 2 gift certs for local restaurants

Also T-shirts and other giveaways !!

Event and photo session will be taped ! and models that attend can request copy of finished product!!

Ladies must be 18 - 30 yrs old , nice face and lines and look great in Lingerie

Sigh. It’s like the women’s rights movement never happened.

Source: perezstart.com.

Tags: Wii, Humour.

User Comments

darren_calvert

1. Dazza United Kingdom 13 Mar 2009, 13:49 GMT

That's funny I was thinking of running such a competition this weekend over here in the UK myself. Any takers?

I'll provide the Wii and booze, the lovely ladies can just bring themselves and a skimpy bikini. We'll have a whale of a time :-p

nesgamepro

2. NESGamepro United States 13 Mar 2009, 13:59 GMT

Bubba the Love Sponge, a radio guy from Florida, has already done strip Wii bowling. His prizes were bigger too.

anthony_dickens

3. pHaT-aNt_ United Kingdom 13 Mar 2009, 18:35 GMT

Haha, I really wouldn't wanna see any local girls doing that shudder

Nanaki

4. Nanaki United Kingdom 14 Mar 2009, 00:51 GMT

I'd wear lingerie for a chance to win $500...

prosody

5. Prosody United Kingdom 15 Mar 2009, 08:29 GMT

Sounds to me like the Wii's got itself a new game - Wii Sports Bowling: Blackmail Edition.

Can't wait to hear the fallout from the girls smart enough to attend!

zimm

6. ZIMM United States 15 Mar 2009, 22:28 GMT

wish I was there to watch the tournament!

dimothydobis

7. dimothydobis United States 04 Dec 2009, 22:33 GMT

OOooo!

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