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More Nintendo Shenanigans Reveal Football Controller Patent

Posted Tue, 25 Aug 2009 by Jonathan Wahlgren

Heisman!

Heisman!

American football, that is.

Nintendo's R&D department can be called many things, but no one can rightly label them as boring.

The inflatable horseback riding peripheral revealed a few weeks ago made Nintendo look like it was on the brink of insanity, but this new patent (also discovered by Siliconera) seems to indicate that they're taking at least half of their prescribed anti-crazy pills: it's a squishy American football shell.

Multiple versions of the peripheral are covered, including one that uses the remote only and one that integrates the nunchuck, even one with MotionPlus support.

The patent outlines possible implementation of the controller, too. For running, the football would sense body motion by the player jogging in place. Moving left and right would enable a dodging action and raising the ball could make your digital player jump. Gamers could strap their hand to it and make a throwing motion to pass, with the force and angle of the throw determining it's trajectory. Like we need more people flinging their remotes into the screen by accident.

As always, just because Nintendo has filed a patent doesn't necessarily mean that the item in question will ever see the light of day. Still, if this is the first sign of the company developing a football game, things might get interesting.

Source: siliconera.com.

Tags: Wii, Patents, Shenanigans, Sigh.

User Comments

corbie_dillard

1. Corbie United States 25 Aug 2009, 19:47 BST

Come on, just got outside and play football. Sheesh. Pretty soon we're going to have to install line and hash marks on our floor and put up goal posts. :P

chicken_brutus

2. Chicken Brutus United States 25 Aug 2009, 19:47 BST

Oh good.

loopyluigi

3. LoopyLuigi Canada 25 Aug 2009, 19:54 BST

"Go Long!"
Falls backwards over couch

cheezy

4. Cheezy United States 25 Aug 2009, 19:55 BST

I wanna see them sell a LAX Stick peripheral.

whoknew

5. WhoKnew United States 25 Aug 2009, 20:00 BST

Geez whats next? A basketball controller?

legend_marioid

6. LEGEND MARIOID United Kingdom 25 Aug 2009, 20:01 BST

LOL. Its getting a bit silly.

warioswoods

7. warioswoods United States 25 Aug 2009, 20:05 BST

The angry man on the TV doesn't seem to particularly care for the prancings-about of the player.

roopa132

8. Roopa132 Germany 25 Aug 2009, 20:10 BST

Uhm guys... what do you expect? It's the same company that brings a medical item to your gaming console...

darknyht

9. Darknyht United States 25 Aug 2009, 20:14 BST

If people were worried about putting the Wiimote through the TV, exactly what is going to happen with this?

stardust

10. StarDust United States 25 Aug 2009, 20:17 BST

I think it's a great idea. [American] football is HUGE in this country! Then again, it's not accomplishing anything you can't already do with a little bit of imagination and a standard Wiimote :P Just plug a big hole into a NERF Football, insert Wiimote into said hole. Problem solved!

Fun fact: I have never used the wrist strap, never broken any TVs either :D

jangonov

11. jangonov United States 25 Aug 2009, 20:22 BST

I still say nintendo is just making useless patents to confuse microsoft and sony
Microsoft-"Stop natal! WE NEED INFLATABLE HORSES AND FOOTBALLS!"

pixelman

12. pixelman United States 25 Aug 2009, 20:23 BST

"Come on, just got outside and play football. Sheesh."

^ what he said. Bring me back to the days of button-based Mario platforming. Ahhhh.

lz2009

13. lz2010 United States 25 Aug 2009, 20:24 BST

Hmm....maybe they're just patenting the ideas just because they came up with the ideas.

panda

14. Panda United States 25 Aug 2009, 20:25 BST

Why is it that people say "go play a real sport" whenever stuff like this comes up, but nobody ever says "go join the real army" when war games come out?

chunky_droid

15. Chunky Droid Australia 25 Aug 2009, 20:28 BST

How are they going to work this into Sexy Poker 2?

EDIT: @Panda, I would assume because playing a sport is far less dangerous? :P And I personally don't want my country defended by a bunch of 360 and PC addicts!

roopa132

16. Roopa132 Germany 25 Aug 2009, 20:34 BST

@Panda
I agree. Do those people say that to guys watching ESPN, too? :P I mean when you play a sports game you can actually do something at least so those guys should be even more upset about people watching sports on TV :D

panda

17. Panda United States 25 Aug 2009, 20:42 BST

Hey, people die playing football. It's happened.

Anyway, my point is that people play games to do things they wouldn't/couldn't do in real life. Sports games allow you to, for instance, take control of the Baltimore Ravens and lead them to Superbowl victory. Can't really do that in your backyard.

corbie_dillard

18. Corbie United States 25 Aug 2009, 20:49 BST

The only reason I play football is that it gives me an excuse to knock people's blocks off. (And occasionally get my own block knocked off) :D

nintendo_naut

19. Nintendo-Naut United States 25 Aug 2009, 20:59 BST

I say why not? It might be fun for the Madden games. As long as it's an optional periphial I say go for it.

panda

20. Panda United States 25 Aug 2009, 21:01 BST

@Corbie: ...and that's how people die! :)

chunky_droid

21. Chunky Droid Australia 25 Aug 2009, 21:03 BST

lol, that's true Panda.

Though the premise of a football controller IS ridiculous :P

panda

22. Panda United States 25 Aug 2009, 21:07 BST

@chunky_droid: Yeah, it's hard to argue against that.

touriantourist

23. TourianTourist Germany 25 Aug 2009, 21:12 BST

A patent doesn't mean, that they're using it as an actual product. They're probably patenting every crap idea, so they can sue or at least charge all those third parties, who are developing similar peripherals.

Well, at least it's nothing, that could be used in Zelda. Because the horseback thing gives me nightmares.

supersonic1990

24. Hyper Knuckles United States 25 Aug 2009, 21:13 BST

This is actually a good idea, I wouldn't mind this at all. I think it can improve football video games on the Wii tremendously. :)

koto

25. Koto United States 25 Aug 2009, 21:34 BST

lol Nintendo loves to have fun with their ideas

warioswoods

26. warioswoods United States 25 Aug 2009, 21:41 BST

I still think he appears to be figure skating with a football.

starwolf_uk

27. Starwolf_UK United Kingdom 25 Aug 2009, 21:42 BST

I swear at this point Nintendo is just putting these patents out to make everyone think they are utterly insane and try to catch us off-guard when a real good patent comes along.

But I love the crazy drawings still. Between this, the horse riding controller and the Sony man who looks too similar to the Joker laughing at TV there is Photoshop material for years to come.

corbie_dillard

28. Corbie United States 25 Aug 2009, 22:09 BST

I don't mind sports video games, and even using the Wii Remote motion controls is alright, but I was trying to make a point that they might be taking this a bit too far. And everybody's gotta die, it might as well be knocking each other around on the football field. Where's your sense of adventure? You guys didn't play football in high school?

strade

29. strade United States 25 Aug 2009, 22:14 BST

I have been playing football since I was 6. I am 14 now and still play football. 8 years Corbie, count 'em. Over half my life too.

corbie_dillard

30. Corbie United States 25 Aug 2009, 22:19 BST

I didn't start playing until 8th grade and then I played until I graduated. I was a wide receiver and safety.

zack

31. Stuffgamer1 United States 25 Aug 2009, 23:20 BST

I think this peripheral looks stupid, but at least it shows that Nintendo is somewhat interested in football now. Only way I want to play a football game is if it stars Mario!

odnetnin

32. Odnetnin United States 25 Aug 2009, 23:54 BST

"'Go Long!'
Falls backwards over couch"
I lol'd.

xkhaoz

33. Xkhaoz United States 26 Aug 2009, 00:00 BST

I do not get this. @Cheezy You play laccrosse?

panda

34. Panda United States 26 Aug 2009, 00:30 BST

@Corbie: I was always more of a baseball fan. I'd pitch and play shortstop, which are probably the two scariest positions in terms of things flying at you unexpectedly.

Bless the inventor of the jock strap.

Oh, and have you seen the MW2 special edition? Comes with night vision goggles. Now that's ridonkulis.

kidpit

35. Kidpit United States 26 Aug 2009, 00:41 BST

I'm surprise Nerf didn't come out with this already, they pretty much made attachments for golf, tennis, baseball and the sword-fighting game in Wii Sports Resort.

metalmario

36. MetalMario United States 26 Aug 2009, 04:22 BST

@LoopyLuigi: THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

But this is pretty...dumb. How many peripherals do we need??

Oh well. I wouldn't buy a football game if that was the only game in the store, and I had a $5000 shopping spree for just that one day.

lz2009

37. lz2010 United States 26 Aug 2009, 06:19 BST

I don't see how this might sell in Europe :(. they have soccer, er, football there! Gosh, I hate it when people do this!

roopa132

38. Roopa132 Germany 26 Aug 2009, 09:19 BST

@Iz2009 since I'm from Europe I actually thought they mean a football... the kind of football you call soccer ball when I read the title.
So I wondered even more since then the ball would be on the ground and you would kick it and how the hell would that work :P But then I clicked on the article and saw it's just an american football...

bro2dragons

39. bro2dragons United States 26 Aug 2009, 17:32 BST

you know.... i'm sure this will never actually be developed and sold, but i don't actually think it's all that bad of an idea. i could see myself having fun with that. like being the kid who goes out in the backyard and pretends to be the center, quarterback, O-line, runningback, and reciever all in one imaginary play. that horseback patent, however... let's not get started.

comefrutas1

40. comefrutas Mexico 26 Aug 2009, 22:48 BST

I think is a great idea. right there. is simple. There is the most important thing that they sell on wii, the feeling of playing something. nothing else.

ssbbrawler08

41. SSBbrawler08 United States 27 Aug 2009, 00:05 BST

this is weird

e_160_feraligatr

42. Metang United States 27 Aug 2009, 23:20 BST

It's official. Ninty is off their nut.

madara

43. Madara Canada 29 Aug 2009, 16:53 BST

@bro2dragons - I totally agree. Imaginary playing was the best part of childhood. Running outside playing soccer by yourself scoring goals. Screaming the commentary. Running outside to play football. Acting as the center, throwing the ball back, catching it, passing it across the field to no one, running and catching that, going for the touchdown. always a fun time.

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